PRESIDENT OBAMA, AMERICA’S NASSICIST - IN - CHIEF. PLEADS FOR THIRD TERM.

President Barack Obama, America’s narcissist-in-Chief, has been in Africa for the past few days, visiting the East African nations of Kenya and Ethiopia, ostensibly to discuss the global economy and war against radical Islamic terrorism.

Displaying his unabashed arrogance, Obama has been critical of his hosts on several issues, most notably that of gay rights, something rather unpopular in a deeply devout and religious continent still wrestling with a widespread AIDS epidemic.Obama was also critical of several African leaders who have failed to step down from power at the end of their terms, calling them out during an address to the African Union.

“Now, let me be honest with you,” Obama said. “I do not understand this. I am in my second term. It has been an extraordinary privilege for me to serve as the President of the United States. I cannot imagine a greater honor or a more interesting job.”

“I love my work. But under our Constitution, I cannot run again,” he jokingly lamented.According to the Washington Free Beacon, the crowd let out a cheer and round of applause, likely a mix of those both celebrating his presidency as well as his impending exit from the White House.

“I actually think I’m a pretty good president,” he laughably continued. “I think if I ran, I could win. But I can’t. So there’s a lot that I’d like to do to keep America moving, but the law is the law.”