My Top Tips on how to Annoy Your Husband (Married women only)

I think that women are naturally much less annoying than men. Therefore, it is our duty to ATTEMPT to annoy our husbands every now and then so they can understand the pain we live with on a daily basis. Amiright?

This one’s mean, and I suggest you only do it under serious circumstances.

When you get down to the last roll of toilet paper – hide it.
When you see you only have one roll of toilet paper left in the entire house,  hid it by your bedside table. I’m guessing this technique will be annoying for a normal husband.

You turn the channel to Telemundo (which he hates) and then You hide the remote. He can’t turn the channel and you blame it on the kids. Only you know where the remote is and you magically find it later when his favourite show is over.

 Post pictures of him sitting on the toilet on your blog – or on your Facebook account.
 

 While hubby is talking about boring stuff like computers, football, lack of money… no matter where you are, immediately pretend to fall asleep (and snore….loudly)…bwahahaha – drives him nuts!

 My husband loves it when I forget to put laundry in the dryer and bonus points if he’s out of undies and they are all sitting there wet and getting moldy (Chinyere.)

Wait until he’s in the middle of his favorite show and then ask him all sorts of banal questions about it. If you run out of questions about the show, start making random comments about your parents, his parents, the kids, etc. When he presses pause, apologize and stop talking. When he starts the show again, start talking again. Keep doing it until he catches on, then do it just once more. (There is a fine line between an annoyed husband and a sulky husband). (Amy)

 Make sure your car is ALWAYS about a gas-hand-width above empty when he gets in to drive it someplace. They like to feel needed.

If you have babies: once the Diaper Genie is full, casually suggest to your hubby that the baby’s diaper could use changing. Make sure the house smells of baby poo each time he gets into the house or While he’s watching Sunday football, tell him you have to run to the store (if he wants any dinner) and while you’re walking out the door, let him know that your daughter’s poopie diaper needs changing. Then, inadvertently be gone for two hours.

Leave hair in his hair brush and leave it on the bathroom counter (this is how u get him trained on putting the toilet seat down after using it… every time he left the seat up he gets a gross hairbrush full of hair ).

When he’s watching TV get the kids and dog’s wound up and running through the house 100 miles an hour screaming at the top of their lungs

 We can keep this list growing! What are your top husband-annoying tips?