If You Drink Semen You May Live For Ever!
And no, this is not just a very obvious ploy from a bunch of horny men trying to get you to go downtown.
Here’s the deal. Remember earlier this week when Cosmopolitan reported that spermidine, a substance found in cheese (as well as peas, corn, soy beans, and whole grains. But we were mostly excited about the cheese bit) has been shown to reduce blood pressure and the risk of heart failure, and thus lengthen life?
Well, as Cosmopolitan quite rightly points out, spermidine is also found in something else. Something very special indeed.
The name really should have given it away.
Yep, spermidine is also found in semen.
Which means that if you were to consume a load of semen, you would be able to benefit from spermidine’s positive health-related effects. Therefore, drinking semen could truly make you live longer.
Now, some caveats on that.
But hey, if you were looking for a reason to drink some semen today (and let’s be real, who isn’t?), here it is: if you drink enough you could live forever.*
*Not actually forever, to be clear, but you could live a bit longer. Hooray.
Would You try it today
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