The Original eSUSU Ponzi Scheme App Now Available In Nigerian Banks. LOL!

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I got cracked up this morning when i saw this message and fell from my bed while reading this mail sent by a bank in Nigeria to her customer. hahahahahha! Naija! kai! eSUSU APP! hahhahahahaha!
CBN done come again oh with banks having apps for the popular eSUSU savings which was more like MMM ponzi scheme, only that the eSUSU as we had going on is usually done amongst close friends you can feel and touch unlike MMM.

 While people are praying earnestly for MMM to resurrect its crashed  or suspended site, some banks are already finding a way to enjoy the large turnover MMM was a able to pull through.

Would it stand the test of time? Is it truly eSUSU, (lol!) like the one we know or another? Would there be hidden charges? What makes it different and saver than the MMM scheme.

 Time will tell.

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