Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!"

Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."

“Darling, can I go out in this dress?”

“Yes dear, it’s already dark out.” It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it.

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in. A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”
An elderly couple talk in the evening:
“Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?”
“I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”
“And that helps?”
“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.” Honey, do you think I gained weight?
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No, I think the living room got smaller.

hahahahahahaha..c'mon laugh out loud. Very sure you have done one or more of these...Am outta here..Happy hols to all Workers whose countries are celebrating workers day today.