Dear Pastors/Men Give Yourself A Dirty Stinking Slap If You Think That Meghan's Wedding Dress, No Make-up Meant 'Simplicity' by V.N Onukwufor, Esq
So am pretty sure that by now we all have seen Meghan's STUNNING GIVENCHY wedding dress which was worn with an embroidered veil and tiara borrowed from the Queen...And Boy did she Deliver!
I was shocked at how mesmerised some ladies have been listening to their pastors teachings to copy the simplicity of Meghan urging them to also see her as a role model.
Whaaaaaaat! Dear pastors/ dear Men, i take the God wey you dey serve, no just go dia! (there), Nor try am oh(do not think about it). After gawking at it all day, i did start to think about how much this dress would cost.
Let me give you an brief analysis, cost, effects of Meghan's wedding dress which you see as simple but is in truth, DECEPTIVELY simple..
1. The pure white silk cady gown featured a graphic open bateau neckline, a flowing train and an underskirt in TRIPPLE silk ORGANZA.
(original organza could pay a house rent in FESTAC town lagos)
2. It was teamed it with a veil embroidered with ‘distinctive flora of each of the 53 Commonwealth country united in one spectacular floral composition’. (you call this simple? Ngwanu! slap yourself.
3. It took hundreds of hours to make, with workers having to wash their hands EVERY 30 MINUTES so as not to tarnish the pristine colour.
4. According to the palace, the double bonded silk cady was developed by Artistic Director Clare Waight Keller after ‘extensive research by Ms. Waight Keller in fabric mills throughout Europe,’(mark the word EXTENSIVE) Have you slapped yourself again?✋
5. Dear pastors/Men That gown FOR WHICH YOU SAY is simple, with no embellishments or lace, but the totally bespoke fabric cost around £200,000.( You know what to do now, so please add a resounding blow to it💪).
6. A little breakdown...(keep slapping yourself till you finish this paragragh) the bespoke fabric is estimated to cost around £78,000, and fittings about £4,000. Add to that the shoes (a pointed couture design made of a silk duchess satin), and the wedding veil (five meters long and made from silk tulle) and the total probably goes up a fair bit too, i would get a better idea of precise cost later less i kill myself by myself.
7. The shoes!!!okokobioko (An African exclamation that may mean wow!)😎
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| the shoes were based on a Givenchy refined pointed couture design made of a silk duchess satin." 💪 |
8. And to think she didn't even stay in it for the whole day as she switched into a custom Stella McCartney gown for the reception, which we can't imagine she got off the discount rack… That cost a whooping...my mouth shut up!
Please dear Pastors/men if you want to use anyone as mentors, our Nigerian women are simply the best. Just teach us to be cautious and guided...oyinbo people dem fake e oh (erm...*clears throat* i mean they are truthful and the more you look the less you see)👅.
NB: If you wish to share, please share with my name on it. Don't do me what you did with the writer of 'Slap Yourself'.
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